This is a cry for help! Where is the hotline for abused men?
See, my wife and I know that we will be together "til death do us part".
However, ever since the life insurance kicked in, I think she's been trying to kill me....
They other night, I woke up on the floor, My head hurt REALLY bad. It seems she had shoved me out off bed, and I hit my noggin', on the pointy part of the nightstand. Seems pretty clear to me.
Oh, and she recently made cauliflower for dinner! Need I say more!
Whenever she sees something exciting on TV (like the latest Wonder Mop), she gets so excited that she punches me in the groin - "accidentally". Right!
Oh, and she keeps stealing my boxers and T-shirts....I'm not sure how she plans to kill me that way, but I'm sure she's up to something devious.....
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Ok, "My Wife is trying to kill me". Seriously. If I wasn't before I sure am going to now. Just wait till I get home.
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